His theme song is only available on vinyl.

2011-01-31T06:33:39Z

I am way too sick to be up, but whatever. Because it amuses me, a thing I made.

Hipster Char.

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But we all feel it. That aching desire, that unexplainable emptiness. For sex.

2009-06-19T21:51:01Z

So, in an effort to make us collectively forget about their long history of public embarrassments, the Church of Scientology has unleashed a brand-new media and commerical blitz. All of them are winners, but my favorite is "Search."

One idea and four hours later, I do believe the ad has been...improved.

(Yes, I do sound that odd in real life. I am a combination of multiple accents and childhood speech therapy.)

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Truth That Goes Crunch

His theme song is only available on vinyl.

But we all feel it. That aching desire, that unexplainable emptiness. For sex.