Clearly, the Hindenberg was the result of premature ejaculation.

[arionhunter]

I have, in my day, experienced many an awkward penis euphemism.

However, I cannot decide which is worse: "dixie" or "zeppelin."

Also, added to the list of Things Which Are Not Lube Nor Should Go In One's Ass, which currently includes maple syrup, honey, whipped cream, and tomatoes: red wine.