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arionhunter) wrote2009-09-09 08:30 pm
arionhunter) wrote2009-09-09 08:30 pm
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My morning.
Me: *sprinkles Cat with Catnip, then sprinkles some of it on the floor in front of Cat*
Cat: OMG, this tastes like Christmas! OMG OMG I TASTE LIKE CHRISTMAS!
--
Me: *having gotten Cat high, places empty box in front of her, then goes to sleep*
Living Room: *sounds of Cat In A Box*
Me: *gets out of bed, peeks into room*
Cat: *stares innocently*
Me: *goes back to sleep*
Living Room: *more sounds of Cat In A Box*
Me: *sneaks out of bed, sees Cat In A Box flopping about adorably like a fish out of water, gets camera*
Cat: *sees Me, stares innocently*
Me: *waits for flopping to resume. Hides in kitchen*
Cat: *not in box*
Me: *gives up, goes to bathroom to go to bed*
Me: *leaves bathroom*
Cat: *In A Box*
Me: *sighs, goes to bed*
And this is one of the great advantages of living alone - no one can say anything when you are hiding naked in your kitchen with a camera, waiting for your cat to pull a Youtube.
Cat: OMG, this tastes like Christmas! OMG OMG I TASTE LIKE CHRISTMAS!
--
Me: *having gotten Cat high, places empty box in front of her, then goes to sleep*
Living Room: *sounds of Cat In A Box*
Me: *gets out of bed, peeks into room*
Cat: *stares innocently*
Me: *goes back to sleep*
Living Room: *more sounds of Cat In A Box*
Me: *sneaks out of bed, sees Cat In A Box flopping about adorably like a fish out of water, gets camera*
Cat: *sees Me, stares innocently*
Me: *waits for flopping to resume. Hides in kitchen*
Cat: *not in box*
Me: *gives up, goes to bathroom to go to bed*
Me: *leaves bathroom*
Cat: *In A Box*
Me: *sighs, goes to bed*
And this is one of the great advantages of living alone - no one can say anything when you are hiding naked in your kitchen with a camera, waiting for your cat to pull a Youtube.