On The Record, or GIP

[arionhunter]

I. WIN.

I would consider going into more detail, but there might have been a musical number involved. Also, katarik might kill me.

Comments

[eisen]

It is entirely your fault that I have enough context to know exactly what scene in what movie it is that might have inspired her to write porn, and to have a pretty good idea of what that porn might consist of.

[katarik]

SAY. NOTHING.

[eisen]

See, now you've caused a conflict in my heart between my need not to encourage Avery's scheming ways and my fondness for inventing ways to embarrass you in Avery's journal, and that's not going to go anywhere good.

[katarik]

... It's possible that I hate you on the inside.

[eisen]

:]

[arionhunter]

Oh, but you need to hate all of me, or I will feel neglected!