Truth That Goes Crunch

So, in an effort to make us collectively forget about their long history of public embarrassments, the Church of Scientology has unleashed a brand-new media and commerical blitz. All of them are winners, but my favorite is "Search."

One idea and four hours later, I do believe the ad has been...improved.

(Yes, I do sound that odd in real life. I am a combination of multiple accents and childhood speech therapy.)