Truth That Goes Crunch

( Thoughts as they occur to me )

And it's at about this point where brownbetty and I started talking about why exactly the action in TLA fails, so chatlog break!

( Includes basic visual theory, references sitcoms, comics, and why the Bayformers movies suck as action movies. )

And then I started the movie again, because I was committed to finishing this fucker.

( Aaaauuugh. )

And now, because it is almost midnight here, I head to bed. I shall continue Wednesday night, where I hope to at least make it an hour in before taking a paring knife to the nearest fleshy object.

Because today has been long and tiring and "goddammit, people," have some adorable Cat stories.

( Apparently, Cat felt the need to help. )

arionhunter: Oh god, I think I've found the equivalent of Femslash MPreg
"When two females are in middle of sexual intercourse, if two eggs collide and complete each other, they become a healthy Fetus"
The eggs collide, like atoms in a Hadron collider!
If only we knew high-level astrophysics was really all about a way of making babies without sperm!
arionhunter: Did I horrify you into silence?
eisen: n, I was just responding to a comment on my DW about toradora.
arionhunter: Aww, I wanted to horrify you into silence!
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arionhunter: *is still in love with the mental image of a fetus Hadron collider*
eisen: ... it's, uh. An image, yeah.
arionhunter: Don't you love knowing me?
katarik: ...
arionhunter: Those crazy kids and their colliding eggs
katarik: you are so weird.
arionhunter: Aww, but you love it

I do not promise coherency. This is maybe four posts, compiled into one big "I need to sleep but I need to post" post. I promise post-finals I will scan in Mr. T and the T Force!

arionhunter: *just bought a book on the making of camp* I cannot wait for finals to be over
dingsi: *hug* stressful?
arionhunter: Yeah, and irritating because I have books! And I want to read them now.
dingsi: i know that feeling. it's like getting chocolate for easter and being expected to NOT eat it right away
arionhunter: Exactly!
I have a book on rhetoric and argumentation that takes on street preachers!
I know that's not sexy to everyone, but I'd hit it with a ten-foot pole.
dingsi: hah! I can see why

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Things comics have given us that are questionable - the series "Lynch Mob." (man in the middle with the glowy fist is Lynch). The main character may or may not be a man of color whose codename is "Lynch." I do not have the time to take scans, but in the first issue Lynch's skintone considerably is darker than the white people he stands next to. The writer never clarifies Lynch's ethnicity, as they're all too busy fighting a hot anthropomorphized female computer AI in a bikini.

Then again, this imprint also gave comics "Smiley the Psychotic Button," whose first issue ends with Smiley realizing he, as a button, has no penis so he can't have dream-sex with Lady Death.

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My first cat macro starring Cat.

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( Summer reading list, mainly for personal reference. )