At this rate, I could view recruiting reporters at the circus as an improvement.

[arionhunter]

arionhunter: There are days when I just want to throw my hands in the air and ask, "Are you ALL monkeys with typewriters?"
re_silvera: answer: yes. next question
tell us context
arionhunter: The same as always, so it's yes
arionhunter: I cannot wait until I can grade people
re_silvera: a maniacal grin on your face
arionhunter: Oh god yes
re_silvera: cackling into the night in a small, slightly damp office
arionhunter: ...yes, probably.
re_silvera: your classes reflecting in the lightlessness
omg avery you're the Big Bad
arionhunter: Of my dark soul?
If I were, I clearly do no get paid enough for this
re_silvera: I think big bads have to procure their own source of revenue
you know
good hours, but you gotta work em
arionhunter: Makes sense
arionhunter: Looks like it's time to invest in something illegal and highly profitable
re_silvera: freeze ray?
arionhunter: Or penguins. Lots of penguins.