Clearly, the Hindenberg was the result of premature ejaculation.

[arionhunter]

I have, in my day, experienced many an awkward penis euphemism.

However, I cannot decide which is worse: "dixie" or "zeppelin."

Also, added to the list of Things Which Are Not Lube Nor Should Go In One's Ass, which currently includes maple syrup, honey, whipped cream, and tomatoes: red wine.

Comments

[gloss]

Dixie? Do I even want to know how that works?

[arionhunter]

All I know is that apparently he has a "nastily erect dixie" from, it seems, getting a urine enema.

Literotica: The Internet's Free Badfic Fact-A-Day Calendar.

[gloss]

! Now I'm picturing it whistling, too. /o\

[arionhunter]

There is, buried somewhere in here, a hilarious Civil War joke for which I will die a horrible, horrible death.

[puritybrown]

...I guess "dixie" is a cutesy derivative of "dick"? "Zeppelin", on the other hand, is clear evidence of an inflated... ego. *rimshot* Thanks, I'm here till Thursday! Try the veal!

[arionhunter]

...I guess "dixie" is a cutesy derivative of "dick"?

Not unless the Confederate-flag waving "South Will Rise Again" crowd decided to fight their battle with, shall we say, a different kind of weapon.

"Zeppelin", on the other hand, is clear evidence of an inflated... ego.

Possibly the best bit being the fact that they were being watched by a real, flying zeppelin the entire time.