The joys of knowing me.

[arionhunter]

arionhunter: Oh god, I think I've found the equivalent of Femslash MPreg
"When two females are in middle of sexual intercourse, if two eggs collide and complete each other, they become a healthy Fetus"
The eggs collide, like atoms in a Hadron collider!
If only we knew high-level astrophysics was really all about a way of making babies without sperm!
arionhunter: Did I horrify you into silence?
eisen: n, I was just responding to a comment on my DW about toradora.
arionhunter: Aww, I wanted to horrify you into silence!
---
arionhunter: *is still in love with the mental image of a fetus Hadron collider*
eisen: ... it's, uh. An image, yeah.
arionhunter: Don't you love knowing me?
katarik: ...
arionhunter: Those crazy kids and their colliding eggs
katarik: you are so weird.
arionhunter: Aww, but you love it

Comments

[gloss]

While you're stuck on the collision, I can't get past the eggs "complet[ing] each other". Do they act out little Jerry Maguire skits in their collision/mating dance?

[arionhunter]

Well, as these are females and we all know they can't be aggressive and competitive like those masculine sperm, possibly the eggs gather together at their respective parent's vulva and all swap compatibility tests? An egg Ok-Cupid, so to speak.

[gloss]

*facepalm* Of course that's what happens. Can't have any kind of humor or whimsy when it comes to f/f, can we?

[arionhunter]

Nope, it's all tears and love and flower orgasms! Or florid transcripts of their lesbian porn DVDs--both are equally bad.

[brownbetty]

Oh my goodness, you mean you'd never heard of "fempreg"? Is this a horrifying kink I knew of before you did? AMAZING!

[arionhunter]

No, I knew of it--this was just the most hilariously improbable-yet-oddly scientific description I had yet run across. I'm more used to magic love orgasms or sudden penises.

[eisen]

You should probably edit that user-tag to "torches", not "deconcentrate", bb, at least on DW.

ALSO, THAT ICON, WHAT.

(Sometimes I'm glad my current big huge femslash OTP is too young for most of the fic-writers to even consider fempreg.)

p.s. you forgot this part of the conversation:
arionhunter: I promise, I could have sent you much worse? Which is, I am sure, not at all reassuring.
eisen: ... not really reassuring me, no.
arionhunter: My ammunition is unlimited and all-powerful
eisen: you're not a super robot hero
arionhunter: But, but...My Badfic Gundam even has a Beam Penis!
eisen: ........ i'm not sure there isn't a mobile suit with a beam penis in canon.
arionhunter: This is a good point


oh gundam.

[arionhunter]

♥ Plica, so hard.

Hey, for all you know, it may exist in Italian!