I feel the universe should know that I have Opinions on Bibleman, and this scares me. Given that I *avoided* my Statement of Purpose just so I could watch Bibleman, this is doubly worrying.
Background to explain this chat: Due to inadvertent if hilarious mental scarring that is All My Fault, I agreed from the kindness of my heart (and because I am a sap) to bake![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
katarik a cake. However, with me a gift is not just a gift. It is a joke waiting to happen.
So this thread may have been...inspiring. She can just be thankful at the time I didn't think to look for Kiss Play fanart.
arionhunter: After all, I sill have to make your cake
katarik: ... sans megatron/starscream, right?
arionhunter: I have said nothing indicating any position on this!
Though I point out that my statement last night could be seen as...prophetic.
katarik: could be seen, ha.
arionhunter: Are you really that concerned about the possibility?
katarik: ... i am actually more concerned that you would buy me toys and arrange them in obscene positions.
arionhunter: Which is a brilliant idea that has passed my mind! But you would be complaining, why, exactly?
katarik: i don't want to slash the giant robots!
arionhunter: But you do!
katarik: LA LA LA YOU HAVE NO PROOF.
arionhunter: DO NOT DOUBT MY ABILITIES
katarik: YOU HAVE NO PROOF, NONE AT ALL.
arionhunter: So...if I found you fic, you would have no reaction to it?
katarik: i might mock?
arionhunter: Why?
katarik: dude, i know badfic. starscream would cry. megatron would confess love.
arionhunter: You assume it would be badfic!
katarik: when do you *ever* intentionally find me goodfic?
you found me pretender goodfic *once*, and you hadn't even meant to.
arionhunter: http://community.livejournal.com/transficsation/467406.html
There's even an entire community : http://community.livejournal.com/megascream/
katarik: oh, dear.
arionhunter: How have you not yet learned that you do not challenge me?
katarik: i didn't challenge you! i said nothing about you not being able to find it!
whoa, hey, that first link has, like, meta.
i kind of approve.
arionhunter: And you *Scoffed*
katarik: i wasn't expecting goodfic! okay, so it's only the prologue, but.
arionhunter: For that, that might just *earn* you gay robot sex on your cake
katarik: gee, however can i deserve such a reward?
arionhunter: ...are you really, honestly, complaining about having good artistic depictions of sex on a cake?
katarik: dude. they're giant robots. how erotic are you really expecting fanart to be?
you have seen g1's art style, right?
arionhunter: ...oh, your innocent, naive, pure mind.
I shall have to sully it.
katarik: i didn't say people wouldn't draw porn!
i just asked how sure you were that it would be *good*.
i mean, come on, this is starscream: http://media.photobucket.com/image/starscream/gposkas/starscream.jpg
arionhunter: Have something...tame: http://piyo119.deviantart.com/art/Starscream-and-Megatron-69209077
Or you can go for less-tame: http://plotsntombstones.com/TFcomics/confess11.gif
katarik: the first one has the proportions off. the second one... um. i don't think transformers interface that way.
arionhunter: Sex Rule #447: Robots can do anything. Anything
And you're just being pedantic because you know I 'm right.
katarik: i fail to find the second picture erotic, and the first one isn't porn, so there.
arionhunter: Well, it's not surprising that you don't. I'm just pointing out it exists
And that isn't not bad.
katarik: oh, sweetheart, i knew it *existed*.
it's just that you promised me *good* transformers drawn porn, and i called you on it.
arionhunter: You are making your standards of good impossible to meet, so you don't have to be faced with it
katarik: the odds of someone drawing *giant robots having sex* in a fashion i would find erotic are slim, it's true.
arionhunter: Otherwise, I want you to find me a visual standard against which to measure any possible TF artporn I might find. Since to define good, you need an *example*
arionhunter: I shall eagerly await your example
katarik: i don't have an example of giant robots having sex in a way i would find erotic, honey, i have to tell you.
arionhunter: So, you cannot define *good* porn!
katarik: for *giant robots*? is there any?
arionhunter: Thus, whatever I find must be defined by my standard
katarik: or i could ask the girlfriends, who ship.
arionhunter: You could!
Though that would involve explaining about how you're getting a cake with gay robot sex on it
katarik: ... you do realize i share these conversations.
arionhunter: Well, you don't share *all* of them!
katarik: honey. i just read your threat to kat.
arionhunter: Reaction?
katarik: she laughed.
arionhunter: A good sign!
Background to explain this chat: Due to inadvertent if hilarious mental scarring that is All My Fault, I agreed from the kindness of my heart (and because I am a sap) to bake
katarik a cake. However, with me a gift is not just a gift. It is a joke waiting to happen.So this thread may have been...inspiring. She can just be thankful at the time I didn't think to look for Kiss Play fanart.
arionhunter: After all, I sill have to make your cakekatarik: ... sans megatron/starscream, right?arionhunter: I have said nothing indicating any position on this!Though I point out that my statement last night could be seen as...prophetic.
katarik: could be seen, ha.arionhunter: Are you really that concerned about the possibility?katarik: ... i am actually more concerned that you would buy me toys and arrange them in obscene positions.arionhunter: Which is a brilliant idea that has passed my mind! But you would be complaining, why, exactly?katarik: i don't want to slash the giant robots!arionhunter: But you do!katarik: LA LA LA YOU HAVE NO PROOF.arionhunter: DO NOT DOUBT MY ABILITIESkatarik: YOU HAVE NO PROOF, NONE AT ALL.arionhunter: So...if I found you fic, you would have no reaction to it?katarik: i might mock?arionhunter: Why?katarik: dude, i know badfic. starscream would cry. megatron would confess love.arionhunter: You assume it would be badfic!katarik: when do you *ever* intentionally find me goodfic?you found me pretender goodfic *once*, and you hadn't even meant to.
arionhunter: http://community.livejournal.com/transficsation/467406.htmlThere's even an entire community : http://community.livejournal.com/megascream/
katarik: oh, dear.arionhunter: How have you not yet learned that you do not challenge me?katarik: i didn't challenge you! i said nothing about you not being able to find it!whoa, hey, that first link has, like, meta.
i kind of approve.
arionhunter: And you *Scoffed*katarik: i wasn't expecting goodfic! okay, so it's only the prologue, but.arionhunter: For that, that might just *earn* you gay robot sex on your cakekatarik: gee, however can i deserve such a reward?arionhunter: ...are you really, honestly, complaining about having good artistic depictions of sex on a cake?katarik: dude. they're giant robots. how erotic are you really expecting fanart to be?you have seen g1's art style, right?
arionhunter: ...oh, your innocent, naive, pure mind.I shall have to sully it.
katarik: i didn't say people wouldn't draw porn!i just asked how sure you were that it would be *good*.
i mean, come on, this is starscream: http://media.photobucket.com/image/starscream/gposkas/starscream.jpg
arionhunter: Have something...tame: http://piyo119.deviantart.com/art/Starscream-and-Megatron-69209077Or you can go for less-tame: http://plotsntombstones.com/TFcomics/confess11.gif
katarik: the first one has the proportions off. the second one... um. i don't think transformers interface that way.arionhunter: Sex Rule #447: Robots can do anything. AnythingAnd you're just being pedantic because you know I 'm right.
katarik: i fail to find the second picture erotic, and the first one isn't porn, so there.arionhunter: Well, it's not surprising that you don't. I'm just pointing out it existsAnd that isn't not bad.
katarik: oh, sweetheart, i knew it *existed*.it's just that you promised me *good* transformers drawn porn, and i called you on it.
arionhunter: You are making your standards of good impossible to meet, so you don't have to be faced with itkatarik: the odds of someone drawing *giant robots having sex* in a fashion i would find erotic are slim, it's true.arionhunter: Otherwise, I want you to find me a visual standard against which to measure any possible TF artporn I might find. Since to define good, you need an *example*arionhunter: I shall eagerly await your examplekatarik: i don't have an example of giant robots having sex in a way i would find erotic, honey, i have to tell you.arionhunter: So, you cannot define *good* porn!katarik: for *giant robots*? is there any?arionhunter: Thus, whatever I find must be defined by my standardkatarik: or i could ask the girlfriends, who ship.arionhunter: You could!Though that would involve explaining about how you're getting a cake with gay robot sex on it
katarik: ... you do realize i share these conversations.arionhunter: Well, you don't share *all* of them!katarik: honey. i just read your threat to kat.arionhunter: Reaction?katarik: she laughed.arionhunter: A good sign!
