I will translate your trash into cash.

[arionhunter]

One of the great advantages to living surrounded by people with more money than you is that their garbage tends to be full of perfectly working items. So far I have acquired one fabulous office chair, one ironing board, one stand-up fan for the paper office, two nice chairs that just needed a little hammering, and one working minifridge to be sold to the highest bidding freshman.

However, our garbage also comes with many feral stray cats about which nothing can be done (people have tried many times). And today there was a Fail-y WTF addition:



Yes, that is in fact a 5 by 4 foot mounted photo of a guy laying outside a fridge with his throat slit. I don't even know.

And to end on a good note: Ingenious if stereotypically Southern fail, found in a junkyard outside Anniston, Ala.

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[phosfate]

The coroner determined that he had been attempting to open a jar of pickles in which gas had built up. Loosening the lid sent it spinning out of the icebox like a deadly Frisbee, right into the victim's neck. He was dead before he hit the floor.

[arionhunter]

Family members noted the victim had always been a fan of the briny treat.

"He was betrayed by love," the victim's sister said.