Because today has been long and tiring and "goddammit, people," have some adorable Cat stories.
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arionhunter: I has funny Cat story
katarik: ah?
arionhunter: So I am in bed, and I am going to hope you can get what I mean when I say in bed. Cat comes up, looks at me, and starts kneading my gut. While I am occupied.
katarik: *snerks*
arionhunter: Now, this is both terribly awkward but adorable. I start giggling, she stops and stares at me like I've gone mad.
katarik: *giggling*
arionhunter: Repeat this two more times, until she finally begins very kindly pummeling my hipbone.
All the while, my hand has not moved
katarik: naturally.
arionhunter: Yes, though there was an attempt that ended when Cat began kneading
katarik: hee
arionhunter: My life, it is special
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arionhunter: Cat keeps digging in your present bag because she found an anole (which she proceeded to kill ded and drag all over the apartment) in Tara's bag earlier today.
katarik: ... i find that *wildly* funny. just so you know.
arionhunter: YOU ARE NOT GETTING CAT AS A PRESENT
katarik: of course i'm not. my apartment doesn't allow pets.
:D
arionhunter: Also because she's not a fun cat, she's an "AUGH, CAT, WHY YOU DO THIS" cat.
arionhunter: I has funny Cat storykatarik: ah?arionhunter: So I am in bed, and I am going to hope you can get what I mean when I say in bed. Cat comes up, looks at me, and starts kneading my gut. While I am occupied.katarik: *snerks*arionhunter: Now, this is both terribly awkward but adorable. I start giggling, she stops and stares at me like I've gone mad.katarik: *giggling*arionhunter: Repeat this two more times, until she finally begins very kindly pummeling my hipbone. All the while, my hand has not moved
katarik: naturally.arionhunter: Yes, though there was an attempt that ended when Cat began kneadingkatarik: heearionhunter: My life, it is special-
arionhunter: Cat keeps digging in your present bag because she found an anole (which she proceeded to kill ded and drag all over the apartment) in Tara's bag earlier today.katarik: ... i find that *wildly* funny. just so you know.arionhunter: YOU ARE NOT GETTING CAT AS A PRESENTkatarik: of course i'm not. my apartment doesn't allow pets.:D
arionhunter: Also because she's not a fun cat, she's an "AUGH, CAT, WHY YOU DO THIS" cat.