I cross-post because I love.

[arionhunter]

It's no secret I love Saint Oniisan. What's better than Buddha and Jesus living together as poor roommates in Tokyo?

Buddha and Jesus as secret toku-style superheroes fighting against the forces of evil.

Evil being supervillains trying to forcibly join social networks.

Fuck. Yes.

Comments

[eisen]

YOU KEEP MAKING POSTS THAT MAKE ME MAKE THIS FACE, AVERY

WHY YOU DO THIS

[arionhunter]

BECAUSE THIS IS PURE-GOLD, 150% FUCKING AWESOME, THAT'S WHY.

[eisen]

I think the main problem I'm having is that they're not rendering Mara as a giant penis monster.

Admittedly, that would lend itself to images of Jesus and Buddha delivering a Rider Kick to a talking penis, which ... has its own brain-searing implications that don't make this any easier to comprehend.

[arionhunter]

Well, their depiction is also more faithful to the actual Buddhist figure, so I can't fault it.

[eisen]

This is true.

On the other hand, Tokusatsu Buddha/Jesus BFFs.

[arionhunter]

Which is, I again point out, Made of Win and gloriously hilarious.

[eisen]

it may make logical sense but that doesn't make it hurt my brain any less